This sweatshirt speaks in a wry whisper: a cozy shrug against forced romance and over-the-top Valentine’s day theatrics. Soft, warm, and a little bit smug, it settles into the shoulders like an inside joke. Picture late-night plans canceled in favor of a movie marathon, or pacing the city with coffee and a smirk—this crewneck keeps you comfortable while broadcasting a playful, ‘not falling for it’ attitude.

Made to be lived in, the medium-weight fabric holds its shape while the embroidered or printed details add personality without shouting. Wear it on quiet evenings, anti-Valentine meetups, or whenever you want to lean sarcastic without losing comfort. The clean crew neckline and classic fit make it easy to layer under a jacket or pair with favorite jeans. It’s for the grown-up who knows how to laugh at the holidays and at themselves—subtle, warm, and a little defiantly soft.

Product features
- Medium-weight 50/50 cotton‑poly fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Embroidery options on left, center, large center chest, and both wrists
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed knit collar for lasting shape
- DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints for crisp, comfortable markings
- OEKO‑TEX dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets safety and environmental standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean